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And how many archived threads did you start? You seem like just a consumer. An angry fat consumer complaining to McDonalds about the amount of ice cubes in his diet coke. Contribute something else. Don't feed the schizotards.

You are this close to me expanding energy to fuck with your mind. But divining you are underage and have your fair share of mental and social problems already, I'll leave you to your own device. Hint: It is a giant vibrator inside a hugbox. Just the way you like it.


What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you unenlightened neophyte? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Invisible College, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on dark wizards, and I have over 300 confirmed curses. I am trained in 7th dimsension hexing and I’m the top Invoker in the entire Ordo Mysterium. You are nothing to me but just another illusionist. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of magicians across the Astral Realm and your Existential Signature is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking hexed, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my weekend spellbook. Not only am I extensively trained in psychokinetic combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Ordo Templi Orientis and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will summon demons all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.


What the fuck did you just say about me, you uninitiated simpleton? I’ll have you know I am the head of my lodge at the OTO, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret rituals in Thelema, and I have over 300 confirmed spells. I am trained in the Book of the Law, and I’m the top degree in the entire Order. You are nothing to me but just another Wiccan. I will wipe you the fuck out with curses the likes of which has never been seen before in this Aeon, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of occultists across the USA and your aura is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, muggle. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your paradigm. You’re fucking dead, chaosfag. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my wand. Not only am I extensively trained in Ceremonialism, but I have access to the entire works of the Golden Dawn and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn Carroll worshipper. I will shit hexes all over you and your chakras will drown in it. You’re fucking banished, chaote.


What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you profane bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the A∴A∴ and I’ve been involved in numerous magical secret societies, and I command over 300 legions of demons. I am trained in thelemick magicka and I’m the top wizard in the entire hermetic order of the golden dawn. You are nothing to me but just another uninitiated fool. I will wipe you the fuck out with sigils the likes of which has never been seen before on this etheric plane, mark my fucking words. You think you can get Chesed after saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Illuminati across the world and your astral body is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, muggle. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your soul. You’re fucking banished, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can curse you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my akasha. Not only am I extensively trained in hermeticks, but I have access to the entire Will of the Ordo Templi Orientis and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the mind of the ALL you unenlightened shit. If only you could have known what magickal retribution your little “gnostic” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re gaining knowledge of the 6th hermetick principle, you goddamn idiot. I will shit Geburah all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.


What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Chaos School of Wizardry™, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on AoA, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in Chaos warfare and I’m the spell caster in the entire Chaos School of Wizardry™ Alumni Association. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Demons and Chaos Lurkers across the Interdimentional Realms of Hell® and your Soul Source is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over 666 ways, and that’s just with my Tulpa. Not only am I extensively trained in Wand™ combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Chaos School of Wizardry™ Alumni Association and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of this reality, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit hellfire and Chaos Demons all over your face and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.


What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little witch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my lodge in the Golden Dawn, and I’ve been involved in numerous evocations of my Holy Guardian Angel, and I have over 300 confirmed conjurations. I am trained in Goetic evocation and I’m the top exorcist in the entire Hermetic Order of the Golden Dawn. You are nothing to me but just another new age hippie. I will curse you with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on the astral plane, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying those incantations to me over the Internet? Think again, witch. As we speak I am activating my secret network of sigils across the USA and your crystal supplier is being traced right now so you better prepare for the banishment, hippie. The banishment that wipes out the pathetic little things you call your rituals. You’re spiritually dead, neophyte. I can evoke anywhere, anytime, and I can create a sacred space in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with the Lesser Banishing Ritual of the Pentagram alone. Not only am I extensively trained in banishing, but I have access to a temple and a set of elemental weapons and I will use them to their full extent to wipe your miserable practices off the face of the continent, you little Wiccan. If only you could have known what holy retribution your little “clever” incantation was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking pentagram. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re feeling the rule of three, you goddamn fool. I will evoke fury all over you and you will be driven insane by it. You’re fucking cursed, neophyte


What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the O.T.O., and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Christianity, and I have over 300 confirmed divinations. I am trained in goetic magick and I'm the top theurgist in the entire western occult tradition. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Malkuth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my network of secret chiefs across the A.'.A.'. and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your Will. You're fucking dead, kid. I can do a ritual anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over ninety three ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in Enochian, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Aethyrs and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the Aeon, you little shit. If only you could have known what qliphothic retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn neophyte. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo

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